Big Mouth BMPF0060 Pool Float, Octopus

If only humans had this many arms—JUST THINK OF ALL THE SELFIE ANGLES! Until then, you’ll have to do the best with what ya got and live with an accidental-triple chin here and there. But when it comes to a day by the pool, our XL-sized Octopus Pool Float gives you all the advantages of being an actual octopus—you can stretch out, bask in everyone’s awe, and change color—by virtue of a good tan of course. It’s over 5 feet wide, letting you lounge around like the cephalopod you are (we’re not offended if you have to google it).

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