Big Mouth BMYS0024 Yard Sprinkler, Corgi

Sure, the kids could run through the rusty ol’ sprinkler you keep in your shed (think: “ouch! dad my eyes are burning!”). But if you want cool points with the fam you’ve got to THINK BIG! Take your summer game to that next level with our Ginormous 5-foot tall Corgi Yard Sprinkler. It’s the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, BBQ, or family reunion you’ve been planning (or dreading). This corgi is the lowest maintenance pet you can find—just inflate it, connect any standard garden hose, and turn on the water to let the good times roll over. Water sprays out of the corgi’s tail in a conical pattern to make cooling off pretty doggone easy. The inflatable design also means that it’s lightweight, easy to move, and deflates for compact storage in the off-season. It comes with an anchor kit and uses a handy two-port valve with a one-way check that makes inflation a breeze.

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